Yeah so I was in my uncle’s house in Makati. I was currently into my fast-becoming favorite thing to do – lying on a bed. Since I wasn’t doing anything and my brain is starting to revolt against hours of inactivity, I decided to watch a movie. I knew my uncle has stacks of DVDs inside his cabinet. As I rummaged through his DVD collection (mostly gay titles, which perfectly makes sense because he’s gay), I decided to try one of the weird movies. I say weird because that’s the only time I’ve seen them. You’ll never know they ever existed. Anyway, I pulled out a movie entitled “Cannibal Holocaust”, which obviously was about cannibalism.
Thirty minutes into the movie and I was so ready to puke my intestines out. The movie’s goriness and violence was far beyond what I can digest. I cringe at the very thought of it. I never expected to see a man violently stone-pound a girl’s vagina to death. I also caught some scenes where in the naked hostages (mostly females) were being scythed by a stone-knife while tied up on a tree, blood all over. There were also rape scenes, and I mean, the cannibals looked disgusting. Imagine being raped by a sadistic taong-grasa.
I didn’t finish it. I’m afraid I’m not gonna be able to eat food and sleep well for at least 72 hours if I continue watching.
I challenge anyone to see it from start to finish and when you’re able to do that, I’d willingly kiss your ass. Well, I intend to do that in a figurative approach.
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Acute infectious diarrhea. If I'm the opposition, I'd write this one down. If you want the president's demise, then you have to make sure she's gonna have that infection. Go conspire with the head chef in Malacanang and make sure she messes with the president’s meal. I was watching the news and it said that Ms Arroyo was hospitalized for having acute infectious diarrhea, which for me is just a case of LBM going out of control. Of course, the media resorted to what they consistently do – overreact. One news program even went as far as saying that the vice-president could replace the president once she becomes incapable. Then they’re discussing the terms and conditions written in the constitution. Guys, it was just LBM, and they were already talking of a transitional government. Funny. Couldn’t stop myself from laughing. Imagine a president being replaced because she couldn’t control the shit coming out of her ass.
Thirty minutes into the movie and I was so ready to puke my intestines out. The movie’s goriness and violence was far beyond what I can digest. I cringe at the very thought of it. I never expected to see a man violently stone-pound a girl’s vagina to death. I also caught some scenes where in the naked hostages (mostly females) were being scythed by a stone-knife while tied up on a tree, blood all over. There were also rape scenes, and I mean, the cannibals looked disgusting. Imagine being raped by a sadistic taong-grasa.
I didn’t finish it. I’m afraid I’m not gonna be able to eat food and sleep well for at least 72 hours if I continue watching.
I challenge anyone to see it from start to finish and when you’re able to do that, I’d willingly kiss your ass. Well, I intend to do that in a figurative approach.
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Acute infectious diarrhea. If I'm the opposition, I'd write this one down. If you want the president's demise, then you have to make sure she's gonna have that infection. Go conspire with the head chef in Malacanang and make sure she messes with the president’s meal. I was watching the news and it said that Ms Arroyo was hospitalized for having acute infectious diarrhea, which for me is just a case of LBM going out of control. Of course, the media resorted to what they consistently do – overreact. One news program even went as far as saying that the vice-president could replace the president once she becomes incapable. Then they’re discussing the terms and conditions written in the constitution. Guys, it was just LBM, and they were already talking of a transitional government. Funny. Couldn’t stop myself from laughing. Imagine a president being replaced because she couldn’t control the shit coming out of her ass.
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