Natalie POrtman SNL video Gangsta Rapper

MOst of you must have seen this skit of Natalie Portman on Saturday Night Live. It's funny as hell. If you want to see it again, click the link below and tell us what you think about it. :)

Natalie Gangsta Rapping Here.


Here's the Lyrics kids:

Chris Parnell: We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman: Hello.
Parnell: So, Natalie, what’s the day in life of Natalie Portman like?
Portman: Do you really want to know?
Parnell: Yes, tell us.

Portman: I don’t sleep mother f***eroff that yak and bourbondoin’ 120 gettin head while I’m swervin
Seth Meyers: D**n Natalie you a crazy chick
Portman: Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**kI’m bustin dudes mouth like gushers mother f***erroll up on NBC and smack the s**t outta Jeff Zucker

Guys: What you want Natalie
Portman: to drink and fight
Guys: what you need Natalie
Portman: to f*** all night

Don’t test when i’m crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat
till you s**t in my shoeleave you screaming
pay for my dry cleaning f*** you man
It’s my name that he’s screamin’

Parnell: I’m sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
Portman: I never said I was a role model.
Parnell: What about the kids taht look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

Portman: All the kids lookin up to me can suck d**k
It’s portman mother f***erdrink till i’m sick
slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry
while I laugh you die
and all the Jewsyou know I’m talkin to you

Guys: we love you natalie
Portman: I wanna f*** you too
P is for portman
P is for pound
i’ll kill your f**in dog for fun so don’t push me

Parnell: Well, Natalie I’m surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Portman: Well there’s a lot you may not know about me.
Parnell: Really? Such as?

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every testand snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posseand you gotta buncha dudes
I sit down on your face and take a s**t

Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad @$$ b***h (h**l yah)and I always pay for your dry cleaninwhen my s**t gets in your shoe
as for the drug use
well I can vouch for that
my d**k is scared of you girl

Parnell: Okie-doke. One final question, if you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would
it–

(Portman throws chair at Parnell)

Portman: No more questions

What!
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Wimbledon

I was sleeping late because of it.

Glad Rafa Nadal lost to Roger Federer. It was refreshing because for a while it seems like everyone I root for ends up losing.